Things to Avoid

By johnnyunitas

Let’s begin the latest blog entry with this — Memo to the University of West Virginia athletic department: These two guys should probably find someone else to sit between them on the bench:

Dingleberry

While I have you all here (is anyone out there? Help a brutha out) – I thought it would be time to give some recognition to a YouBeQB player who simply has shown us what NOT to do, when playing along on YouBeQB.

YouBeQB member I Am McLovin has attempted to predict 64 plays, and the percent next to his name: 0%. That’s difficult to do, as I have opined previously, but the thing I think is hilarious about McLovin is that if you take a look at his stats down at the bottom of his profile page, you can see that his ‘Trick Play’ percentage is 100%! This means that his % Correct # is not technically zero, but rather he somehow made one correct prediction of a trick play at some point, which I am endlessly entertained by.

Show me some simple grade-school magic tricks, or shiny bits of foil or metal, and you can keep me amused for hours.

So, ‘I Am McLovin’ — I salute you! Keep up the (not-so-great) work. And by the way, I love your name, and let me include a picture of the real McLovin – because that’s how we roll.

mclovin

(One final note, as I wish you all a good weekend – make sure you don’t make the same mistake I did, which is to type the word ‘mclovin’ into Google Images. I did so in order to find the picture above, but it brings some disturbing results. There are some sick people in the world, and I’m not one of them.)

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